real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
I did really bad on my government final.
I may have failed.
I’m scared I’ve never failed a class like this
I really let myself down this time
I just ruined my holidays
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
lemme whispa in ya ear
shhh… no words, just emotions
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.
Every time someone says “fun fact” and it’s not a fun fact I get the urge to punch them
Jay Z confirmed for stealing Lil B swag
- Woman: I'm smart
- Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
- Woman: I'm creative
- Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
- Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
- Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
- Woman: I have value
- Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
- Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
- Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut