joeycab:

OMG

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miraclewhip:

MIRACLE WHIP SPICY DEVILED EGGS

PREP TIME: 15 min. | TOTAL TIME: 15 min.

MAKES: 24 servings

WHAT YOU NEED

12 hard-cooked eggs

2/3 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing

2 tsp GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard

1 jalapeño pepper, seeded, finely chopped

MAKE IT

CUT eggs lengthwise in half. Remove yolks; place in medium bowl. Mash with fork.

ADD remaining ingredients; mix well.

SPOON into egg whites.

SPECIAL EXTRA

Garnish with chopped fresh cilantro just before serving.

SPECIAL EXTRA

Sliced additional jalapeño pepper; use to garnish eggs before serving.

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

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chihirofujisaiki:
mikelitoriz:


cantstop-love:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.

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envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

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redlobstercult2-thequickening:

I think we’ve all watched an amount of vh1 original programming we’re not proud of

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ridge:

skkrrrttttt BACK the fuck up


deveninanewdress:

i can’t find the beyoncé cd i burned ANYWHERE in my car.
it’s like she came and took it out herself.
“deven thought she wasn’t gon’ pay me my $15, HA!”

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