urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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fuckisonyobiscuit:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class” image

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Anonymous asked: Are you going to college ?

Probably starting In spring when I can set aside money to afford it.
I don’t know if you know me since you’re anon for whatever reason, but I haven’t lived at home since 16 and I work to pay my own rent and bills and those are the most important things to me right now since otherwise I’d be homeless

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thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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http://kingtycoon.tumblr.com/post/92618449310/kingcheddarxvii-competitive-melee-player

kingcheddarxvii:

*competitive melee player voice* got some brawl goin on? not melee but I’ll go a round aha. you only have wii remotes? guy’s c’mon you’re killin me here. pass me the classic controller *bad impression of the announcer* CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!! aha. do you guys play stock?…


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crimewave420:

I’d quit playing if this happened to me tbh

Id quit video games all together

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hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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thepeoplesrecord:

Israel using illegal weapons in GazaJuly 21, 2014
Israeli occupation forces are using lethal and internationally banned weapons in their aggressive war against the Palestinian people in the Gaza Strip, experts and witnesses said this morning.
Israeli warplanes fired white phosphorus munition in the eastern Gaza Strip. White phosphorus burns fiercely and can set cloth, fuel, ammunition and other materials on fire, and cause serious burns or death. It was heavily used by Israel during its savage war on Gaza in 2008/2009, and caused many severe casualties.
Meanwhile, witnesses said that the Israeli occupation used flechette bombs on Saturday in the Shujaya neighbourhood causing the death of 100 civilians in the bloodiest day Gaza has witnessed so far.
Doctors saw bodies with nail shrapnel, and removed them from the wounds of those who came into hospital. While, several people and journalists collected nails from bomb sites and posted their photos on Facebook.
In the early days of the Israeli war, Norwegian doctor Mads Gilbert told a press conference in Al-Shifa Hospital that he found effects of DIME weapons on the bodies of the Palestinian casualties.
"A good number of the injuries seen here are consistent with the use of dense inert metal explosives, or DIME, that we saw during the 2009 attack and also in 2006," said Gilbert.
He continued: “The bodies are pretty much destroyed by the enormous energy released by the explosives that are shot near them or at them.”
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Illegal weapons supplied by $8.5 million daily aid from the US to Israel.
rotatingfloor:

in rocket power beach bandits for the gamecube if you walk into the skating area before you have a skateboard and fall into the pool theres no way to get out. the squid starved to death in this pit.

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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